This weeks 1st world/3rd world has arrived a bit late. This is mostly due to the fact that I
spent most of the Thanksgiving holiday fulfilling my 20,000 leagues under the sea fantasy. But more about that later. For now enjoy this little tidbit inspired by a story one of my professors at Columbia used to tell all the time about his time doing research in Java.
1st World Problem: I got to the farmer's market too late and now they are all out of organic free range turkeys. I guess i'll have to buy a generic organic turkey from the grocery store.
3rd World Problem: We consider turkeys pets so I guess we'll have to cook the dog.
Hope you had a happy Friday!
*the region in which I spent Thanksgiving does in fact eat dog meat. They call it Ar.
spent most of the Thanksgiving holiday fulfilling my 20,000 leagues under the sea fantasy. But more about that later. For now enjoy this little tidbit inspired by a story one of my professors at Columbia used to tell all the time about his time doing research in Java.
1st World Problem: I got to the farmer's market too late and now they are all out of organic free range turkeys. I guess i'll have to buy a generic organic turkey from the grocery store.
3rd World Problem: We consider turkeys pets so I guess we'll have to cook the dog.
Hope you had a happy Friday!
*the region in which I spent Thanksgiving does in fact eat dog meat. They call it Ar.
I hope you got to eat turkey for Thanksgiving, free range or not; and just so you don't worry, we didn't eat Pebbles for Thanksgiving dinner.
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